Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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Hi? No!!!!!

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my shift key is broken1

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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