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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

lol

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

Needless to say,

Wy did the chicken?

whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

woman's rights

Women Driving.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

GONNA

so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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