How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

An atheist walks into a church

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

how now brown cow. WTF.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

Cancer.

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