- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

how now brown cow. WTF.

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

Cancer.

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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