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zebras

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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