Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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feces

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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im black

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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