- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

thermodynamics?

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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