How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

I'm Jewish

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

drake

You smell like shit

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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