whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Worst joke ever

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What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

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Women.

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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girls basketball

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

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squirrels with massive bonerss

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

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