What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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