Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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How do you spell eight? 8

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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