What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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Guess what? Holocaust

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

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