What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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Wade

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What are we then hypocrites?

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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Is this where I type the joke?

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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