- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What is 9 + 10? 21

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

your mother hates you

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

Mitt Romney penis

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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