Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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Land Rovers

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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Proof reading

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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shauns beautiful

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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i dont like chris

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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modern love

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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