What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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Twenty-Four

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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i'm funny

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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