- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Your mama's so fat.

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

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