What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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GONNA

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Knock knock --Come in.

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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Anti Joke

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