Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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Once upon a cross

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

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What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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