Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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poop

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

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