- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

poop

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

mc hammers income.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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