Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

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Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

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What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

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Land Rovers

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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