What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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ass in my face ? no

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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