So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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poop is very very yummy.

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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american government

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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Needless to say,

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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