Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

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How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

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Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

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What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

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What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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vaginas

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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