Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

pickle sniffer

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Anti Joke

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