Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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