What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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knock knock who is there? Jehovah's Witness... IT IS the desire of Jehovah's Witnesses that you become better acquainted with them. You may have met them as neighbors and fellow employees or in other daily affairs of life. You may have seen them on the street, offering their magazines to passersby. Or you may have spoken briefly with them at your door. Actually, Jehovah's Witnesses are interested in you and your welfare. They want to be your friends and to tell you more about themselves, their beliefs, their organization, and how they feel about people and the world in which all of us live. To accomplish this, they have prepared this brochure for you. In most ways Jehovah's Witnesses are like everyone else. They have normal problems—economic, physical, emotional. They make mistakes at times, for they are not perfect, inspired, or infallible. But they try to learn from their experiences and diligently study the Bible to make needed corrections. They have made a dedication to God to do his will, and they apply themselves to fulfill this dedication. In all their activities they seek guidance from God's Word and his holy spirit.

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

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Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

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a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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