- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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