E= McVagina

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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Harry Styles

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Guess what? Holocaust

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

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lol a man is drowning

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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