- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

cancer

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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