Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

i don't get it...none of these are funny.

What is White over Black? Society.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

trumpy trumpy trump

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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