Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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Anti Joke

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