What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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This is a joke

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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