- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

i dont like chris

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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