Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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melon

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

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Womens Rights.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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