this is not a joke.

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

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So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

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What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

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sdasdadasdasd

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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