- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

Jews

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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