- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(<>)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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