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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

why does column have a letter n?

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

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