Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

why does column have a letter n?

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

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