A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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