What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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That's not what she said.

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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How old is your mom? Old.

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If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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Poop swing

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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