Roses are red, Violets are purple

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

acualy is dolan

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

hi will

what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

i like turtals and kids

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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