Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

What's that in the road.... a-head?

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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