your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

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how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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