What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

An Asian fails their maths exam.

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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