- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

At least I dont have AIDS.

u jelly?

baby seal walks into a club

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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