- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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