- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

Two english guys meet at work

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

donald................duck for president

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