why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

Justin Bieber got laid

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

Romans rights.

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

A man walks into a bar.....OW!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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