Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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We are lawyers

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

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Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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I saw a poor man named rich

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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