- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

Why did the man die? He got shot!

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

elen degeneres is straight....

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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