Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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We are lawyers

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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