- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

elen degeneres is straight....

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

The BCS

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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