Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

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What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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69 :)

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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you lose.

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A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

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What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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