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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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