Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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Membean

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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What comes after 23? 24.

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Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

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suck my balls mr.garison

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Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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