Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Black people

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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Anti Joke

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