- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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