Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

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speech and debate.

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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