Aodhan peanut head Hearty

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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