- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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