- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

What's clear and wet? water

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

What is a chair?

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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