Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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The person below me is weird.

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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Jake. Walsh.

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A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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