- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

Why is pi? Because circles.

A blind man walks into a wall.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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