- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

There's a car about to hit me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

the love boat

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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