Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

Take this and put it- No.

Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

Black Friday

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

Woman's rights

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

What did Delaware? A coat.

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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