- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

Billy Cundiff.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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