- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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