- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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