- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Donald Trump.

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"heavy breath, heavy breath

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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